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Minggu, Januari 17
UntitledI am a disc jockey, and one night when I was at the controls, a record began to skip.Before I could react, the neddle scraped across the entire song leaving me with 'dead-air' silence, a DJ's worst enemy.I grabbed the mike and shouted over the air : "All right, which one of you listeners at home just bumped your radio and made my record skip?" After my little face-saving joke, I played another song.
A few minutes later the switch board operator came in to say that three people had called apologize.
New Baby
A woman is sitting at home entertaining her parents who have come around to congratulate her on birth of their first grandchild.
Magic Mirror
So there are three girls : an ugly redhead, a fat brunette, and a dumb blonde.
The three girls are at a historical inn.They stop to take a tour.The innkeeper showed them a mirror.He said that if you tell a lie in front of it, you disappear.
The ugly redhead goes up to the mirror and says
Then the fat brunette goes up to he mirror and says
Then the dumb blonde goes up to the mirror and says
A few minutes later the switch board operator came in to say that three people had called apologize.
New Baby
A woman is sitting at home entertaining her parents who have come around to congratulate her on birth of their first grandchild.
"So, when can we see the baby ?", asks the grandmother.
"In a little while", replies the mother.Sometimes passes.The grandparents are looking quite anxious at this point.
"So, when can we see the baby ?", asks the grandfather.
"When the baby starts crying", replies the mother.The grandparents turn to look at each other, a little perplexed and ask,
"Why do we have to wait until she starts crying?!"The mother snaps back,
"Because I put her down somewhere this morning and I can't remeber where she is!"
Magic Mirror
So there are three girls : an ugly redhead, a fat brunette, and a dumb blonde.
The three girls are at a historical inn.They stop to take a tour.The innkeeper showed them a mirror.He said that if you tell a lie in front of it, you disappear.
The ugly redhead goes up to the mirror and says
"I think I'm pretty"and POOF! She disappears.
Then the fat brunette goes up to he mirror and says
"I think I'm slim"and POOF! She was gone too.
Then the dumb blonde goes up to the mirror and says
"I think"and POOF! She was gone.
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